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retoxic:

I wish someone would come up with a new swear word none of ours are offensive enough 

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plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

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marina-and-the-dragons:

spread-hope-inspire:

Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.

This man was beyond real

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thelonelywitch:

I really like elephants

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thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

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shotasprite:

rainbowrunt:

homuracide:

in 4th grade my friend and i did an experiment for science class and we wanted to see how different kinds of music affected fish so we bought a fish and put it in a bowl and then we started playing screamo and the fish DIED

i laUGHED AT THIS FOR 3 HOURS

did you put water in the bowl

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1dbratswift47r5tvsos:

I just died *_* #marcusbutler #louiscole #thatcherjoe #casperlee #damn #shurtless #abs #dead #fangirling #asdfghjkl #yum #Marcus #butler #funforlouis #thatcher #Joe #casper #lee #youtube #fab #unf

1dbratswift47r5tvsos:

I just died *_* #marcusbutler #louiscole #thatcherjoe #casperlee #damn #shurtless #abs #dead #fangirling #asdfghjkl #yum #Marcus #butler #funforlouis #thatcher #Joe #casper #lee #youtube #fab #unf

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@CandiceAccola: @julieplec has threatened 2 kill me off the show unless all of U tweet #sexywesley 

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chmchm:

notmadeofbeef:

improvisedchronicles:


a youtube user shares an opinion

 #can we get this on the cover of a book  #like one of those opinions from writers


The reason Photoshop was invented

This will always and forever be hilarious.

chmchm:

notmadeofbeef:

improvisedchronicles:

a youtube user shares an opinion

 #can we get this on the cover of a book  #like one of those opinions from writers

image

The reason Photoshop was invented

This will always and forever be hilarious.

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amusementforme:

guywalksintoa:

Congratulations to the 66th Primetime Emmy Nominees for Outstanding Drama Series

Love them all except mad men. Can we replace it with Orphan Black???

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cattedrali:

You are loved more than you will ever know by someone who died to know you.

cattedrali:

You are loved more than you will ever know by someone who died to know you.

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afire-inside:

really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000

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